That's intense
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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