Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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