we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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