Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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