ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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