ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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