that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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