Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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