Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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