Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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