she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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