I feel like I'm in dance class right now
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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