Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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