And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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