You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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