Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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