i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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