She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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