Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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