dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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