her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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