just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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