I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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