I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
