U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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