Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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