yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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