Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Pants are for mortals
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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