I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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