Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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