Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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