i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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