We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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