eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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