Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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