My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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