If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It's just like the Real World with babies
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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