We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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