I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
