I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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