There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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