it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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