Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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