went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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