Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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