PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.