it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.