I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?