we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
my poor anus
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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