Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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