we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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