so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize