I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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