READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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