I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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