I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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