its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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