Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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