The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So here I am, sexting at work.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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