Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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